Minnesota Vikings Joke
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lions QB on the Vikings 1 yard line?
A. Lost
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Minnesota Vikings JokeQ: What’s the difference between a Bears fan and a baby? A: Eventually the baby stops whining.
Minnesota Vikings JokeA Chicago family of football fans head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Vikings jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become a Vikings fan and I would like this for Christmas”. His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to mother”. Off goes the little lad with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his mother. “Mom?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Vikings fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.” The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father!” Off he goes with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his father. “Dad?” “Yes son?” “I’ve decided I’m going to be a Vikings fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.” The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT !” About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?” The son says, “Yes, Dad, I have.” “Good, son. What is it?” To which the son replies, “I’ve only been a Vikings fan for an hour and I already hate you Chicago Bears jerks.”
Minnesota Vikings JokeMinneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to “egg” Brad Childress’s house last night. An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Chidress’s house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them. Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Jay Cutler as the primary suspect.
Minnesota Vikings JokeWhat do beer bottles and the Chicago Bears defense have in common? They’re empty from the neck up.
Minnesota Vikings JokeWhat’s the difference between a Detroit Lions fan and a trampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
Minnesota Vikings JokeWhy did AJ Hawk miss the big Vikings-Packers game? EJ Henderson handed him a bag of M&M’s earlier in the week and dared him to alphabetize them.
Minnesota Vikings JokeThe Green Bay Packers fired six of their coaches. And since the exit was guarded by the team’s defense, all six walked out untouched.
Minnesota Vikings JokeDid you here about the Packer fan that died during a pie eating contest? The cow kicked him in the head.
Minnesota Vikings JokeThe Detroit Lions roster is proof of reincarnation. No one can learn to suck that bad in just one lifetime. |
   
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