By The Jazzy One on August 18th, 2010
I’m a big fan of Brett Favre. I really am. To be honest (please don’t tell anyone) the “football fan” in me was a fan of Favre when he was a Packer. Don’t get me wrong… I wanted the Packers to lose every game they played if the Vikings were still in the hunt, but it was hard for me to watch Favre and not love how he played the game.
That being said, I think some of the jokes going around about Brett are pretty funny, so I thought I’d share some that I’ve found online.
- Brett Favre has become a grandfather. Or maybe he hasn’t. Or maybe he has. He’s still not sure.
- When Favre took his physical, under “known allergies” he put “training camp”
- Interesting NFL draft fact: Brett Favre is the only player to be drafted by an NFL team and the Confederate army.
- Yesterday Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner announced his retirement from football. Today Brett Favre called Warner to ask him how he is able to stay retired for so long.
- Brett Favre has yet to decide if he will return for another season. We wrote that four years ago, but it’s still true.
- Florida football coach Urban Meyer, who had resigned for health and family reasons, changed his mind 20 hours later after an emotional team meeting, an hour of practice, and a telephone conversation with Brett Favre.
- Minnesota Vikings defensive tackle Pat Williams says he’s “50/50″ on whether he’ll retire. Unlike Brett Favre who’s 50/50/50/50/50.
- Brett Favre has now beaten every team in the NFL. And retired from half of them.
- The Brett Favre Steak House has closed for remodling. When is reopens it will be the Brett Farve House of Waffles.
- Brett Favre added another record to his resume this week. The future Hall of Famer was said to be contemplating retirement for the 745th time, eclipsing the old mark held by pop diva Cher.
- Hall of Famer Joe Montana’s son, Nick, after years of watching his dad, will play quarterback at the University of Washington. In a similar story, Brett Favre’s son is quitting school and then re-enrolling, then quitting again, then going back for a year, then taking a break, then flirting with going back, then back to quitting but still studying a little, and then it’s just a guessing game.
By The Jazzy One on December 31st, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
Q. What do you call a Detroit Lions QB on the Vikings 1 yard line?
A. Lost
By The Jazzy One on December 29th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
Q: What’s the difference between a Bears fan and a baby?
A: Eventually the baby stops whining.
By The Jazzy One on December 24th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
A Chicago family of football fans head out one Saturday to do their Christmas shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up a Vikings jersey and says to his older sister, “I’ve decided to become a Vikings fan and I would like this for Christmas”. His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, “Go talk to mother”.
Off goes the little lad with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his mother.
“Mom?”
“Yes son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be a Vikings fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”
The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head and says, “Go talk to your father!”
Off he goes with the Vikings jersey in hand and finds his father.
“Dad?”
“Yes son?”
“I’ve decided I’m going to be a Vikings fan and I would like this jersey for Christmas.”
The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head and says, “No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT !”
About half an hour later they’re all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says “Son, I hope you’ve learned something today?”
The son says, “Yes, Dad, I have.”
“Good, son. What is it?”
To which the son replies, “I’ve only been a Vikings fan for an hour and I already hate you Chicago Bears jerks.”
By The Jazzy One on December 22nd, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
Minneapolis police reported that some individual attempted to “egg” Brad Childress’s house last night. An empty egg carton was recovered at the scene. Two eggs hit Mr. Chidress’s house, 3 eggs went over his house and hit his neighbor’s back door, 2 eggs hit the houses of each of his next door neighbors, and the remaining 3 eggs were found broken on the ground near the carton from where the individual threw them.
Looking at what was hit, police officials say they are considering Jay Cutler as the primary suspect.
By The Jazzy One on November 24th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
What do beer bottles and the Chicago Bears defense have in common?
They’re empty from the neck up.
By The Jazzy One on November 12th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
What’s the difference between a Detroit Lions fan and a trampoline?
You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
By The Jazzy One on October 29th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
Why did AJ Hawk miss the big Vikings-Packers game?
EJ Henderson handed him a bag of M&M’s earlier in the week and dared him to alphabetize them.
By The Jazzy One on October 27th, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
The Green Bay Packers fired six of their coaches.
And since the exit was guarded by the team’s defense, all six walked out untouched.
By The Jazzy One on October 22nd, 2009
Minnesota Vikings Joke
Did you here about the Packer fan that died during a pie eating contest?
The cow kicked him in the head.
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