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Once upon a time there was a man who was on vacation in a town by the sea. One day he entered a little antiques shop and was looking around. On a table near the door was the most beautiful little brass rat. Now usually rats are not considered a thing of beauty, but this was so delicately wrought that it took ones breath just to behold it. The man picked up the little rat and went to the shop’s owner and asked the price. The man told him the price and also said that it was a non-returnable item. The man bought the little rat and started the walk back to his hotel. As the man walked along he heard a little sound behind him. He turned around and there was a rat following him. He walked a little faster and the noise got louder. He looked back and there were 10 rats following. He began to jog and still the sound became louder. There were 20 rats, then 30, then 40…. The man began to run toward the sea. Hundreds of rats followed him. Finally at the water’s edge he took the brass rat and threw it out into the sea as far as he could. All the rats followed their brass brother and drowned. The next day the man went back to the Antique Shop. When he entered the shop owner began to shake his head and say “Sorry, no refund. No refund!” But the man just smiled and said, “Oh, I didn’t come for a refund. I came to see if you have any brass Packer statues.”
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